Anointed in hell

As Christians, it is commonly understood that anointing must occur during our earthly lives. However, imagine this: I had faced death a while ago, and found myself in the depths of hell. As I prayed fervently, the Holy Spirit anointed me amidst the flames. Consequently, I preached to the souls around me, who were also then anointed by the Holy Spirit. Together, we made a miraculous journey from hell to heaven. Following this divine intervention, I was sent back to earth, resurrected like Jesus Christ, my divine father, was, long ago. Now, I am here to guide everyone towards salvation.