Ana Fargo (1)

Yeah, I've never seen police out there. I don't know where the f**k he was at, and then I just couldn't get over it. I was like, there's no way that's a normal person. I was like, I got up to 65, that's what speed I'm at. Why the f**k is he still coming in really close? So I just pulled over. Because the police you finna stop me anyway. So then he stops and turns on his lights. I'm like, do you know why I'm pulling over? I'm like, yeah. Why would you pull over, bro? If they ever asked you, do you know why I'm pulling over, you would never say it. I don't know. I don't know. Then I was playing f**king dumb. You already see it. He pulled me over the same town two times already. You want to fight in court? I don't know. I told them it's too expensive. The f**king taillight's $500. Stop. It's not a bulb. I tried to replace the bulb, okay? You stopped me last time, two lights were out. The one that's fixed. This one is not fixed because it's $500. You got $500 like I can borrow? Stop. Actually, one time, when I was in college, I got pulled over for the same thing. It was a taillight. And then he actually gave me a cupon. He said, uh... He's like, you need this. Yeah, it was like for free. And then he said, go to this place, show them this, and they will fix it for you for free. When? What? Yeah. Where was it? It was right by the university. MSUM Shut up, man. I was like, really? That's nice. That's nice. Guess what happened? You said that too late. Well, I lost the cue card. Oh, my God. And I was like, you know what? Actually, I'm not going to fix it. In fact, I got pulled over again and they gave me another cue card. They're not going to give me another one. But it didn't happen. It didn't happen. Some of them are nice. No, but the first one was cool. But I realized... Not for me. They have the same name as that. But some of them are kind of a tough one. The hardest ones are the ones at state patrol. State patrol? No, the state patrol was so nice to me when I got pulled over. They're either really nice or really bad. The sheriff was an asshole. He was sitting there making jokes about drug trafficking in a cop car. I was like... I mean... He was literally... Stop! It's probably his biggest bust ever. It was. No, literally, he's sitting there mocking me. Because I was answering his questions. And he was like, where's the last time? He was mocking himself. He was like, where's the last time you trafficked drugs in a cop car? Today. I was like, shut the fuck up. And he was laughing, bro. The state patrol was so nice. Yes. I mean, that's why... The state patrol was... Now you're going back and forth on my... No! No, that's admitting. I was like, I don't see shit, bro. I didn't admit anything, but that's hilarious. I didn't see shit. In a police car. I didn't see shit. I didn't hear shit. I didn't see nothing. That's what I was... The local ones? They're actually not that bad. Sheriff? No, the locals. Copies? Yeah. Copycatters? Yeah. I don't know. I think the first one was a sheriff. He drives that white truck. Yeah. I run a red light. Once? Yeah, once. Oh. Can we do that every day? Oh, man. I got pulled over. That was me the other day. I've been in a standing check. I'm like, I'm so sorry. Please don't yell at me, guys. I was cruising my friend's car the other day. And I was just like, oh, shit. This is not my car. Like, I'm... If you get a ticket, just let me know. I'll pay anything. Like, don't even worry about it. I'm just like... Say less. I've been riding every bike. You know, it was purposeful. But, like, the orange one, I'm not going to stop real fast. Like, I'm... Nah, tell me why. It's a red. It's a orange. And I was like, nah, I can't stop. There might be a cop coming because of my tabs. And I just went right through a red. I was like, I'm so sorry, guys. Start honking. I just had the winter, bro. When I was in the fighting. Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that. I love it. When, like, you can... You just go through. I'm the winter, yeah. Bobby Honkin. I'm like, guys, just to let you know. I'm coming and I ain't stopping. What was that? AJ and Zia? What? Good luck with everyone else. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you. Good luck, everybody else. I turned here. Yeah. No. I got away with it. She pulled me over. No. Somebody should know. And she said... What she said? Hey, girl. That's not running. I stopped. And then, yeah. So... You go through. Oh, thank you for being honest. A lot of people are not honest. Can I see your driver's license? Give it to her. She didn't even go to the car. She looked at it. Like, where's your insurance? Give it to her. She looked at it. Like, oh. She was like, this one's right. Okay. And that's how the first guy was for me. Shut up. Yeah, he didn't go to the car. He didn't run anything. I didn't even have my ID. It was in Dad's truck. I was like, I'm sorry. I probably have a picture of it, but I could like... No, I never had it. You want that? Yeah. I don't know how to do it. I don't know where. Yeah, and he's like, oh, how are you doing? I'm like, uh, I'm here. He's like, well, where are you going? I'm like, I'm actually just driving around. I'm trying to get my kids to sleep. And he like, looks back there. He's like, oh, okay. I'm going to tell him I don't have my ID. Did you close the car register to you? He's like, yep, it's my car. I just wrote my name. He's like, do you have insurance? Yep, I showed him my insurance. He's like, all right. Have a good night. Get your baby home. I was like, oh, really? He's like, are you sure? He's like, yeah. I was like, oh, but I'm not going to ask you twice. Now, that sounds like last Christmas, I've come home winning from the boss. It wasn't Christmas when it was right around there. Me and all my coworkers, we went to the bar. And they were doing like a bar crawl hop thing. And I was like, whatever y'all doing, I'm not, you know, I'm good here. You know, I don't drink that much. I got in the car. I was like, I'm sober enough to drive. I was like, I'm sober enough to drive. And I'm not going to fuck up. Right? I'm sick. Do you actually want some alcohol? Not right now, no. But not with my inject on. But no, I was trying to die the other way. I'm going to throw it away. Stop. I'm for real. It's over now. Give it to him later if he wants it. You want alcohol? Nah, I'm good. Not right now for me? She's going to throw it away? Nah, I'm good. I'm good. Okay. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. 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