Jay's first sweet tea podcast

J.B. Lewis, a republican man and storyteller, believes that sweet tea is a crucial part of life. He claims that sweet tea is a civilizing force and makes life worth living. Lewis emphasizes that adding sugar to tea is not enough to make it sweet tea; it must reach a certain level of sweetness. He promises to talk more about the importance of sweet tea in the future. Overall, he suggests that life is short, sugar is inexpensive, and sweet tea is a healthy choice. This is hard to believe, but some people are like me. I'm here to change this. Hi, this is J.B. Lewis. I'm a republican man, a storyteller, and a speaker. You can call me Mr. President. I can't imagine life without sweet tea. I drink it first thing in the morning and last thing at night. No meal is as satisfying, no special moment is as special without the house wine. Sweet tea makes life worth living. Sweet tea is a civilizing force. In fact, sweet tea puts the civil in civilized. One thing to know about sweet tea is that simply stirring sugar into a glass of tea does not make it sweet tea. That is only sweetened tea. The sweetness of authentic sweet tea must cross a certain threshold. I can't define it, but I know it when I taste it. I'll be back to further extol the mystique of sweet tea. Until then, remember, life is short, sugar is cheap, and sweet tea is fat free.